You’re S-O-L.

Maybe you came here looking for love. Perhaps it’s the meaning of life you seek. 

Or, it could be you just want to find your favorite pen that you suspect Barbara in Accounting walked off with last Tuesday.

Because Barbara is always doing shit like that. 

Like that time she ate your Lean Cuisine lasagna out of the office fridge. Sure, she denies it, but come on, we all know it was her. Barbara, as they say, is gonna Barbara.

Anyhoo, whatever it is you’re looking for, it’s not here, and we don’t know where it is. 

What do you want from us? We’re just a little ad agency in Louisville, with better things to do than settle your issues with Barbara or get buried in some technical minutia.

Honestly, you’re lucky this site even works at all.

Take Me Somewhere
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